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Attn: Banning from Round Top
Whom: Douglas Westin aka Prick

Statement: I officially request that order known as Prick be banned from Round Top and surrounding area. He is in complete disregard of Divorce papers filed by Peevish and she requests to be left completely alone. Punter requests the same. Pint and Pacifier are under the care of Peevish and actions taken to protect her will be taken with these two as well.

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